Dry heaves suck. Or rather, they dont, they push and then they get ugly.
This confirms it. This movie is going to be awesome.
I’m scared, he looks like my highschool painting teacher. Which makes it that much more hilarious.
(via fuckyeahuglysweaters)
I didn’t want to waste the music.
— Javier (Diego Luna)
Did you feel a sudden urge for Cuban music?
— Diego Luna’s character from Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I think he is so attractive.
why is it that I feel so detached?
Welcome home dear, you get dry skin and a freezing room.
Well, this is shitty. I lost my wallet. Two debit/credit cards, a state ID, and my insurance card. Happy birthday me.
Doesnt help that I got ugly earrings and a broken picture frame from my family for gifts. I feel like I’m like Harry Potter. Maybe I’ll get whisked away to Hogwarts. Yeah. Right. I hope it turns up.
Why do you ask? Why David Bowie? The answer is simple. Who wouldnt want to see David Bowie on their birthday?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY, I DO SO MUCH DAMAGE.
So I guess I'm old now.
According to Patton Oswalt, I get a birthday.
(via ailan)
This is exactly how I felt when I realized my plans to go see my best friend and to go to Gogol Bordello got destroyed. Train ticket prices went up because its the holiday season. So instead of $30 or $60 to get a train, its $121 round trip. I’m so fucking mad. I’m headachey from crying. I wont be able to see my favorite band, or my best friend at all. So my winter break is only made shiny by my boyfriend and Alex, my buddy at home.
